is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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