would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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