He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
