It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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