i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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