do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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