Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Someone came in the potted fern
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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