do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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