I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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