I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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