So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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