Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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