Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Your penis caused this!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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