Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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