Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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