Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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