you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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