Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i love accidental penises.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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