Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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