To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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