I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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