I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
