Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Can you bring me the toilet please
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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