:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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