Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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