I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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