I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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