..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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