Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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