I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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