we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The adults are the big ones right?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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