So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
