My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Panties = found
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