I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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