do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
