Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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