This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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