i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I heard we made out
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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