Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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