i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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