nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
