i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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