Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
why is half of my head shaved?
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