i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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