apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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