honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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