Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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