Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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