these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
His nipple licking is glorious
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