My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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