I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just pee around me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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