3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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