I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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