So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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