so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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