no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?